Two friends smoking pot in a room with Regency wallpaper

Two friends smoking pot in a room with Regency wallpaper, oil on card, 18 x 16 cm

This stuff is bloody strong, said Mumbo.
Jesus, I said.
Oh God, said Mumbo.
I know. I said. Don't look at the wallpaper.
Oh fuck, said Mumbo.
I know.
Jesus, said Mumbo.
Oh God, I said.
Pass it over, said Mumbo.

Pixies play football with the head of a social worker

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Pixies play football with the head of a social worker

 oil on card, 16 x 18 cm

Wherever the Pixies went, they left mayhem.

A social worker, a good, kind-hearted person, went to see them.

But even she, in her munificent goodness, was not spared. Now the Pixies use her head for a football.

Such behaviour is very wrong. But it seems that the pixies have no conscience whatsover.

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The Return of the Pixie

 The Return of the Pixie (detail)

At first there were rumours: murmerings of fear in the frontier provinces. There were a series of strange incidents and a sensation of dread was everywhere. The authorites were dismissive at first: these incidents were sporadic: mere coincidence or happenstance, they said.

But eventually it became obvious, even to them: the pixie had returned. A state of emergency was declared.

The Return of the Pixie, oil on card, 18 x 16 cm

We are friends

We are friends, oil on card, 18.5 x 16 cm

We are friends.

"We are friends."
"Yes we are."
"We sit and talk to each other."
"You talk and I listen."
"Yes I do. And then I talk and then you listen to me."

"It`s so nice that you have come."
"It`s so lovely to be here."